Saturday, July 29, 2006

Ready, Willing, and Able to do What?

Around where I live are all these guys who wear blue jumpsuits and pretty much just keep the streets clean. They are part of this Ready Willing and Able campaign, which I think it part of some welfare to work program.

I can't be sure.

One day I was walking to work and one of these guys started following me.

"Hey Miss, Hey Miss. How tall are you? Excuse me. Miss? How tall are you?"

Well I figured he couldn't follow me for THAT long.

Apparently he could.

After two and half blocks of incessant harassment I finally turned on my heel.

"I'm four six OK. I'm your IQ squared!"

"Well I didn't mean by it."

"So the fact I didn't respond for two blocks didn't tip you off that MAYBE I didn't want to talk about it with a perfect stranger?"

"I'm sorry."

"You should be. How would you like it if I followed you down the street harassing you about why you can't have a normal job like everyone else?"

I turned back on my path to work and he was smart enough this time to let me keep walking on my own.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn. You tell them!

7:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bad bunni please one day write a childrens book called carlos and the art of cocksucking.

you can put stars in the title: c**K like that, then theres no problem with stocking it at Barnes and Noble.

8:02 PM  
Blogger marla said...

please one day also publish the collected quips of bad bunni. Preferably in mini pocket calendar form.

8:23 PM  
Blogger Bad Bunni said...

can I just tell you how much I need to hear these fabulous things?

well I do

I should probably mention here again that I usually blog at http://www.misslapin.blogspot.com

which believe it or not I am actually running two blogs for blogathon

which means it's not 48 posts in 24 hours for me its 96

I am so nuts

8:42 PM  
Blogger marla said...

you are doing an awesome job Bunni. And yes I am a fan of the bunniblog- I just don't know very much about horror movies. Not that I really know much more about boys.

9:40 PM  
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